All the way from the Great North Canada to a Salvation Army thrift store in the Hessville part of Hammond, IN, the books from the bridge ladies have been illegally in this country, none the worse for the wear. People have shopped the dead person stuff's store without so much of a glance over the years. While they grin on and wait. I call it the Dead Person Stuff's store because when my father passed two years ago, we cleaned and took dozens of bags to this same particular store. Would it creep any out of I saw a few of these clothes still there a few visits ago? My friend went to this store in a blizzard and this is what was given to me.
Apparently the Bridge Ladies are a popular bunch up north. They play their WASP-y card game, nibble on sandwich loaf, aspic, sippers of chicken broth, curries, newbergs, pretty much all retro food I have written about. They talk bad about their men, think they are above and beyond the world, nonchalant superMoms, etc.They even dress the same. After reading the anecdotes in the book, I had to decide what my state of mind was before continuing. I could have been a man hater, and went with that. I could have been just being a bitch and that would have worked. Instead my mood is neutral.
Well, I won't amuse you too much with the intro. Just be warned there are two more books in my possession and many more available on ebay. I haven't decided how far I want to take this. How much more damage these catty women can inflict upon the world.
P.S. I don't play bridge. I'm not part of their world so when their world enters mine, this is what happens.
I'm going to end it here. Please know that I had dozens more but these are so corny that it hurts my brain! You know the Bridge Ladies will resurface!
Apparently the Bridge Ladies are a popular bunch up north. They play their WASP-y card game, nibble on sandwich loaf, aspic, sippers of chicken broth, curries, newbergs, pretty much all retro food I have written about. They talk bad about their men, think they are above and beyond the world, nonchalant superMoms, etc.They even dress the same. After reading the anecdotes in the book, I had to decide what my state of mind was before continuing. I could have been a man hater, and went with that. I could have been just being a bitch and that would have worked. Instead my mood is neutral.
Well, I won't amuse you too much with the intro. Just be warned there are two more books in my possession and many more available on ebay. I haven't decided how far I want to take this. How much more damage these catty women can inflict upon the world.
P.S. I don't play bridge. I'm not part of their world so when their world enters mine, this is what happens.
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I'm muddled. How many times did it take to come up with these words? |
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There's no intro. There's no foreward. Instead there is a "Forewarning" |
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Yeah basically, people change in their bodily structure as they age. Get over it. It's not like you are pert and perty either. Your cargo is probably scraping the ground. |
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Um, no but I see a lot of that while watching construction workers when I am stuck at the lights or stuck in construction traffic. |
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Right because we all like to carry purses. I see what you did there fool. If you want something for your money, but a purse. Hahahaha. LAME!!! |
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Just prolong the inevitable. Brilliant. Not only she is going to hate herself for whatever she did, but she's probably not going to be happy about sleeping her day away. |
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Alright, I'm going to call the bullshit on this one. Candy isn't in 15 cent bards. Nor does it come in $5.00 boxes unless you are cheap and you get the kid that is full of strange nougat and nuts. |
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And I interrupt the stupid Bridge Ladies anectdotes to bring you my first food of the post. Seafood Scallop Shells. These women need to taste it first. I don't want to be like them. |
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Yes, SOB! These ladies know what they are saying. I'm comparing my married life to that of festering in a bathtub. It surely is that superficial. |
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If you have half a mind to get married, don't do it! That's all it takes! RUN! RUN! RUN!!!!! |
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We're supposed to vacuum under chairs? No wonder my husband does the Captain Morgan pose every night |
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Curried Chicken Boats. You can tell we quite aren't out of the 1970s but we are getting there slowly. |
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We have a rule in this house. If I cook, he cleans up. If he cooks, he cleans up. |
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In other words, if it kills you. That's the too late part of eating a mushroom |
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And how'd that work out for you? I don't look back at 1980 and think of those being the good old days. Sure, I was only 6 years old, but even then I know those weren't the good old days. |
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Hopefully this husband ran far, far, away from this mean bitch. I bet if he forgot to bring breakfast in bed, he would end up in the hospital. |
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What in the hell does this even mean? |
I'm going to end it here. Please know that I had dozens more but these are so corny that it hurts my brain! You know the Bridge Ladies will resurface!