Let's take trip down memory lane. Forty one years ago to 1972 when ground beef was just ground beef. When people still went to a butcher. When a pound of ground beef possibly came from one cow and not dozens. When ground beef was not zapped with carbon monoxide because we cannot or will not buy meat that isn't bright red. When hundreds of millions of beef patties weren't recalled because of e-coli. When ammonia wasn't added. Before pink slime. Before the lips and assholes of the cow was ground up into the meat and sometimes a human finger that just got in the way. Amazing how far we've come. Was the finger reference too much? I could go on and on and on with ground beef jabs.
For now we are going to be stuck in 1972 and forget all of that drama I just wrote. Maybe after a few of these pictures, we all might wish we find bits of someone's hairy knuckle in our hamburger instead of eating some of these dishes.
Chicken tonight. It's going to have to be something with chicken.
For now we are going to be stuck in 1972 and forget all of that drama I just wrote. Maybe after a few of these pictures, we all might wish we find bits of someone's hairy knuckle in our hamburger instead of eating some of these dishes.
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BAHAHAHAHAHA. Such a simple year that 1972 was! Nobody really believes this do they? |
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Utility beef? Dog food? Military meat? Lunch room meat? I'll be sure to look for bluish red beef. I don't have my own personal butcher. What is this? 1972? |
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I saw an episode of Hoarders a few months ago and this is what was stacked in her toilet. Or really this can be in any Hoarders house with dead cats and roaches crawling over it. |
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Ahh leave this monochromatic and see what happens! What else can a shiny tapered object and a pile of something in the background look like? You know where I am going with this. |
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Some see pickles. I see turds. |
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This is just going to be a meatloaf. It looks dry and it looks like it was glazed with the same concoction the Hoarders turd balls a few pictures up used. |
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Fresh Potato-Frosted Meatloaf. Two of my least favorite foods growing up. My sisters and I used to smear mashed potatoes under the table to fool my mother into thinking we ate them. We were clever. |
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Olive Stuffed Beef Loaf. Not sure there's enough olives or sauce on this. |
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Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beatloaf, I hate meatloaf. Even meatloaf with zesty topping. I'm starting to think the same meatloaf was used with the exception of that olive stuffed beaut. |
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Hamburger Fritters. Looks like ground beef in a paper bowl with lumps on top. Not very inspiring. |
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Swedish Meatballs. Eh. Seen one of these, seen them all. |
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Pirate's Pie. Nothing else to say but the "AAARRGGHHH" that goes with any pirate references. |
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Peasant's Coulibac. It really is spelled "coulibiac" but that would be nitpicking on my part. |
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Hamburger Shortcake. I know what it looks like. I've exceeded my quota for bowel contents today. |
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Avocado Half Shells with Tartare Steak. No, not really steak. Ground Beef. Eating raw ground beef on an avocado sounds really disgusting. And that says a lot coming from me. |
Chicken tonight. It's going to have to be something with chicken.
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