Sometimes it's good to be on the mellow side of things.
Anyway, I'm on the recipe card kick and Marguerite Patten is still offering me inspiration. I'll get back to the books eventually.
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I get the drumstick! I get the drumstick! Me! Me! Pick me! I don't care if they look segmented, sick, gangrenous, or dead. Prunes as an afterthought. Because this wouldn't work if it was sans prunes. |
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If anybody wanted to know what to do with the attic pigeons or the pigeons crapping all over the place, here's a good start. I'm sure that's a sanitary idea. |
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Danish Liver Pate, or payte. Scored for your pleasure. |
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Florentine Ring. Or cow's cud shaped in a ring mold. I bet it shows up in the toilet as green and fibrous as it did going into the mouth. Would it make it into a mouth? |
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Either or, neither nor please. |
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Will eating this give you a Darwin Award? Will your meager existence be a blurb in a hardcover book in the clearance section of Barnes and Noble? Is it worth the risk? |
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Is it? I guess we are going to have to take Margie's word on it. For all we know it's an empty shell, redolent of how I feel looking at this. If it's not bleeding steak and kidneys, it's not real. |
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This is one stiff mousse. It's not melting and bleeding over the sides. |
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I can smell this. I don't need it to be cooked to have part of my olfactory system think of how bad this will smell. |
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AWWWW isn't that the cutest little igloo cake EVER? I didn't think so. |
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Beware Hansel! Beware Gretal! The angel outside of this chocolate cottage wants to get you inside so she can fatten you and cook you and make you part of her chocolate cottage. |
Now I hope there is calmness and serenity throughout the internet world. It could be worse or it could be better. We could be eating this crap on a daily basis!!!
Are those apples slices on the roof of that cottage??
ReplyDeleteAlso - the banana slices on the chicken - WHAT?
Yes! Apple slices. My next post has its opposite, a white cottage that looks the same, down to the applie roof. The bananas are really gross because directly underneath are hardboiled eggs so if someone ate this, they would get a bite full of questionable chicken, secret sauce, boiled eggs, and banana. Ick!
DeleteMilk Chicken is the recipe that made me want to get a set of these cards in the first place!
ReplyDeleteI think I saw a pin for it and HAD to get them. I had no idea there were eggs underneath the banana slices. Oh lawdy!
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